Sitting on the John!
So you’re sitting on the public john doing your business as you’re about to wipe your ass, you realize that the toilet paper is gone. What the fuck are you supposed to do?!? Call someone? (if you have a cellphone) just pull your pants up and wipe your ass later?
Well this has happened to me numerous times. When you got to go! you got to go! So I just hurry my ass up and run into the next stall… What if there is no TP there too? Then quickly check the next stall. If there is no toilet paper in any of the stalls… you’re almost fucked. But not quite, just hope you’re in a washroom equipped with paper towels. If there is none? lol well then you’re seriously fucked.
